Et Tu, Buffet?

January 13, 2022

A bustling cafe of boisterous customers became calm just minutes before calamity. A barreling cruiser bearing catastrophe blundered cacophonously into the backdoor's contrary.
(We apizzagize for the prepizzaterous choice of words by this repizzator. We understand all the pizzatrons and staff were safe, as well as the opizzarator of the vehicle. Cleanup is underway, with business commencing as briskly as capizzable.)